All poems guaranteed to be less than one hundred words or your money back guaranteed. tiny pleasures is an exploration of the small poem and the small items in life that make the largest impact. An ode to AR Ammons.

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The light switch? Heavy. The hallway? A mile long. The house? New. What does it take to the light the hall?
A treatise on the endeavors of homely existence and a rubric for all of the actions that a person must take to live simply or simply live.

Why read an entire book when you can get the feeling of the entire story by reading the title and blurb?

Strip down to your birthday suit and take a walk on the hot side. An awkward poetic attempt to make sense of all of the conflicting and contradictory elements of existence. Hypocrites unite and read.

A fortune cookie a day keeps the doctor away. That’s what they say.
Every day read your fortune, learn a word, and the rest of the year will take care of itself. Fortune cookies are delicious, but we can't send you one every day, so read this instead.